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Old 08-07-2007, 12:53 PM   #1
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fuck me in the goat ass

so i am in court for a bullshit reason and its been an hour and the judge hasn't shown up. its too fucking early.
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Old 08-07-2007, 12:54 PM   #2
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what did you steal?
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Old 08-07-2007, 12:55 PM   #3
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Old 08-07-2007, 01:01 PM   #4
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what did you steal?

my ex and i got into an argument and she broke a glass and cut her hand. the neighbor called the cops and since she was bleeding i got arrested. its getting dismissed today when the judge shows.
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Old 08-07-2007, 01:02 PM   #5
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I was in court yesterday... will be back thursday (maybe), and again on the 16th
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Old 08-07-2007, 01:02 PM   #6
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my ex and i got into an argument and she broke a glass and cut her hand. the neighbor called the cops and since she was bleeding i got arrested. its getting dismissed today when the judge shows.


Or so you hope its getting dismissed. The courts can be fucked.
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Old 08-07-2007, 01:03 PM   #7
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Old 08-07-2007, 01:10 PM   #8
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Or so you hope its getting dismissed. The courts can be fucked.

so much for innocent until proven guilty. i allready spent 3 days in jail and had a restraining order on my house for a week cause the judge thought she lived with me. i couldn't go to my house for 6 days.
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Old 08-07-2007, 01:35 PM   #9
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so much for innocent until proven guilty. i allready spent 3 days in jail and had a restraining order on my house for a week cause the judge thought she lived with me. i couldn't go to my house for 6 days.


Ya know why you got fucked so hard? There have been so many instances of "domestic abuse" where once the police show up the woman defends her man and says it was her fault, he didn't do it she did, whatever.

I know first hand, err, second hand. A few years back a neighbor ran to our house clutching her toddler daughter, out of breath, and crying hysterically. Her husband had been choking her.

I dialed 911 and got the police there. My ex called her parents.


Cops show up and try to get her to give a statement and she fucking wouldn't! They're telling her "look, this is just going to continue if you don't stop it now."

He was forced out of the house for 3-4 months and they HAD to go to counseling. They were to have no contact unless he was taking the kids or they were in a counseling session. 2 weeks after he was forced out of the house she said she had been going to see him


They're still married.
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Old 08-07-2007, 02:01 PM   #10
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Old 08-07-2007, 02:34 PM   #11
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Case dismissed.

Yay!

The Messican before me had a WICKED mullet! I snapped a pic...lol

SUPER party in the back.

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Old 08-07-2007, 02:36 PM   #12
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Case dismissed.

Yay!

The Messican before me had a WICKED mullet! I snapped a pic...lol

SUPER party in the back.




I've seen much more impressive, but he's doing good.


Oh yeah, congrats on not having to take it up the ass in jail...again.
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Old 08-07-2007, 03:26 PM   #13
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Old 08-07-2007, 05:29 PM   #14
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Old 08-07-2007, 05:30 PM   #15
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