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Pew! Pew!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seattle WA
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fuck me in the goat ass
so i am in court for a bullshit reason and its been an hour and the judge hasn't shown up. its too fucking early. |
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If you dont do anything, then you cant do it wrong
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Intrawebs
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what did you steal?
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Pew! Pew!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seattle WA
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and my cell needs an F5
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Pew! Pew!
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Location: Seattle WA
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my ex and i got into an argument and she broke a glass and cut her hand. the neighbor called the cops and since she was bleeding i got arrested. its getting dismissed today when the judge shows. |
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I stole deeeznuts' beer
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I was in court yesterday... will be back thursday (maybe), and again on the 16th
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Or so you hope its getting dismissed. The courts can be fucked.
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Pew! Pew!
Join Date: Oct 2004
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:fuckcourt:
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Pew! Pew!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seattle WA
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so much for innocent until proven guilty. i allready spent 3 days in jail and had a restraining order on my house for a week cause the judge thought she lived with me. i couldn't go to my house for 6 days. |
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Ya know why you got fucked so hard? There have been so many instances of "domestic abuse" where once the police show up the woman defends her man and says it was her fault, he didn't do it she did, whatever. I know first hand, err, second hand. A few years back a neighbor ran to our house clutching her toddler daughter, out of breath, and crying hysterically. Her husband had been choking her. I dialed 911 and got the police there. My ex called her parents. Cops show up and try to get her to give a statement and she fucking wouldn't! They're telling her "look, this is just going to continue if you don't stop it now." He was forced out of the house for 3-4 months and they HAD to go to counseling. They were to have no contact unless he was taking the kids or they were in a counseling session. 2 weeks after he was forced out of the house she said she had been going to see him ![]() They're still married.
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:shrugs:
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Pew! Pew!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seattle WA
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Case dismissed.
Yay! The Messican before me had a WICKED mullet! I snapped a pic...lol SUPER party in the back. ![]() |
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I've seen much more impressive, but he's doing good. Oh yeah, congrats on not having to take it up the ass in jail...again.
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It's Not That Easy Being Green
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Mexi-Mullets ftw!
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Sofaking
Join Date: Sep 2004
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business in the front, party in the rear. Gotta love it.
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Oh, Hai. How's'ure momma an'dem?
Join Date: Feb 2005
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party in the rear, you say
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avast wenches i come to plunder yer booty!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Louisville, KY
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i smell karma. dont put your dick in someone's beer next time.
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Sofaking
Join Date: Sep 2004
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like that??????????Quote:
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Sofaking
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avast wenches i come to plunder yer booty!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Louisville, KY
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oh and IByougetlockedupandthatmexicanrapesyouintheholding cell
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Sofaking
Join Date: Sep 2004
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That would be alot of karma if he saw lazyfuck and saw his picture. |
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